So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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