you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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