you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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