all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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