I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
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She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
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I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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