is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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