i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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