I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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