coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
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I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
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either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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