quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
they need to just BURY HIM!
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
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you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
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Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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