I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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