Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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