Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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