Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
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He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
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Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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