just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
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