so explain again why im purple
no
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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