Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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