Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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