the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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