I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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