Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.