his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
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I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
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I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!