She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
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i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
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I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Randomize