I can't watch pbs sober anymore
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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