Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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