I cannot find my penis.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
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In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
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I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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