your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
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If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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