i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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