I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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