porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
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We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize