yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
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This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
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Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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