So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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