Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
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Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
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You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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