You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
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I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
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He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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