I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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