this beer tastes like vomit already
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
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No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
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Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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