i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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