Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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