Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
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I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
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the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
what the fuck happened to the tacos
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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