Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
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She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
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I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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