normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
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