You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
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it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
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I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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