is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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