Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
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It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
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He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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