i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
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After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
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Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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