Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
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you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
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I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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