the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
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What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
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They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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