Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
Randomize
