Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
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