We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
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so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
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can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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