I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
