when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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