It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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