i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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